Happy Anniversary babe.

Just watched Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. As far as I’m concerned any movie with pirates in it is an instant eight, and I’ll have to give it another point for having living dead in it too. Arrrrrrr!

My mate’s shiny new DVD player is set to Arabic for some reason. He’s still learning to drive the remote.


I’ve been doing quite a bit of three-ball juggling lately. So far I can do the cascade and the shower, and I’m working on columns. Good fun. One day I shall busk on a unicycle whilst juggling an apple, a revving chainsaw and a small ornamental cactus.

The boy likes to juggle too. I’ll probably make more money busking if I take him along with me. We could be a double act. He’ll have to pick up his game though — at the moment on the count of three he throws his balls onto the ground.


I’ve just started up a golf blog. Jeez I’m getting old.